Speculators created mistrust and lack of confidence! Speculators brought down the economy! Speculators are responsible for such high prices! Speculators are responsible for my car accelerator sticking! Ok true, I haven’t heard that last one but it seems speculators are the ire of everyone in the world these days. As Nicky Santoro of Casino would have put it, “If a guy slipped on a banana peel, they’d blame me” (The Muwabi edits are on, have to be careful). If Nicky were a speculator, however, he might have a point. Let’s take a look at the many examples of this…
Merkel calls for end to speculators who bet against Greece
Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, lashed out at speculators and called for curbs on the derivatives markets, which she said were being used to profit from the financial distress of Greece.
The German Chancellor said that Europe must ensure that speculators were prevented from damaging Greece or other countries and said that she would discuss regulation of the credit defaults swaps (CDS) market with the United States. “We must succeed at putting a stop to the speculator’s game with sovereign states,” Mrs Merkel said. The Chancellor was speaking after a meeting with George Papandreou, the Prime Minister of Greece.
Pandit blames Citi’s woes on short selling
Vikram Pandit, chief executive of Citigroup, on Thursday blamed short selling rather than any self-inflicted weakness for the bank’s near-collapse in 2008 and thanked taxpayers for its government bail-out.
Morgan’s Mack: Short Sellers Destroying Our Firm
“It is very clear to me- we’re in the midst of a market controlled by fear and rumors, and short sellers are driving our stock down,” Mack said.
Mack told employees that he has had conversations with U.S. Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson and Securities & Exchange Commissioner Christopher Cox about short selling in order to “stop this irresponsible action in the market.”
“There is no rational basis for the movements in our stock or credit default spread,” he said in the memo.
The SEC instituted new short-selling rules for Thursday’s trading to help stop the practice of what’s known as “naked” short selling – a trading practice where short sellers sell the stock before borrowing the shares first. Those rules go into effect on Thursday.
Bear Stearns Shares Fall on Liquidity Speculation
Bear Stearns Cos. denied that the firm lacked sufficient access to capital, after speculation about a liquidity crisis pushed the stock down 11 percent in New York trading, the most since the 1987 stock market crash. Bear Stearns, the second-biggest underwriter of mortgage- backed bonds, said in a statement that “there is absolutely no truth to the rumors of liquidity problems.”
I could go all day with these but you get the point.
After all this, I will make my confession. Since I’ve posted some negative economic observations over the lately, I got an interesting phone call the other day. It was in a low, raspy voice telling me to walk outside. I complied. Immediately upon standing on my porch, three masked men grabbed me, blindfolded me, threw me in the back of an unmarked van, and drove away. When I finally had the mask removed, I found myself in a warehouse with 50 other people. The voice from my phone call suddenly appeared and told me I was privileged enough to be in attendance at the Short Sellers & Speculators Conference. They apologized for the whole kidnapping thing and asked me to sit down. They told me my analysis made me a worthy candidate to engage in this speculation and I could be an official member of the club. My initiation, however, would be to spread all the vicious lies I could about Greece, Spain, and Portugal. For all those wondering why I speak of this subject so often and why I was bearish on the Euro before it was fashionable, you now know why. As an official speculator and short seller, I’m ready to take Greece down and then move on to the next target. Nobody is safe from our greed and wrath!
Since us speculators are so popular these days, I’ll speak on behalf of our group and explain what a speculator is. Speculators try to find the oldest, most historical societies and organizations and destroy everything they have. Lehman was one of our oldest and proudest organizations so we had to spread all these lies. Greece was one of the oldest civilizations and thus perfectly fit the mold of our mission. Since financial rumor mongering is losing its fun, we’re next prepared to spread rumors about the structural integrity of the Roman Coliseum and health benefits of orange juice. This should do wonders for my shorts in orange juice futures and plans to acquire real estate in the Roman Forum.
Ok, let’s get serious for a second here. Are there speculators in all of the above examples? Absolutely… however you have to look at the absurdity of these statements. Apparently there was some truth to the rumors of Bear Stearns liquidity problems. Apparently the short sellers weren’t such a problem for Morgan Stanley once they had access to the Fed discount window and backing from Mitsubishi. Apparently Citi’s unbelievable losses and still depressed stock price are more than just short sellers. Now Greece is blaming speculators (no reason to question their hidden deficits and structural financing problems).
Speculators had nothing to do with any of the problems stated above. This doesn’t mean we shouldn’t examine regulation of these activities but placing any degree of blame is flat out wrong. Notice how nobody ever blames speculators for driving up asset prices. This actually causes harm as evidenced by some of the last few years of bubbles. Running up Greek credit default swaps does absolutely nothing. Investors are going to purchase Greek debt based on its capacity to repay. The price of Greek CDS has nothing to do with their capacity to repay. It is correlated because that’s what a credit default swap measures. However, operationally it cannot influence their own fiscal management. Same thing with Lehman. Sure, there was a lot of rumors and no shortage of short sellers seeking to profit from its decline. Maybe there was fraud, which should be investigated. However, short sellers didn’t create all the toxic assets on their balance sheet or the loss of confidence in the firm. Stock price may measure the economic viability of a company but has no impact on its solvency.
So back to the original question… what is speculation? I think everyone would define it differently. Those partaking in such activities would probably call it investing just like many “invest” in the stock market each day. Perfectly legitimate comparison- both the casual stock investor and derivative investor see something of value and put their money in it. Those being adversely affected by it, are blaming others for their own shortcoming. No surprise as I find almost nobody is willing to take responsibility for their own misfortunes in any aspect of life. For the casual observer, however, these people are being portrayed as evil. Far from the case… I’d chalk this up to more misunderstandings in an economically illiterate world. Of course as a new member of this club, I clearly can not be trusted. Greece Prime Minister George Papandreou is running to tattle to President Obama and ruin all my fun.